I asked my brother what Jesus was doing in his fridge and he said “just chillin”
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When you put a handfull of jelly beans in your mouth while you’re at work and one of them happens to be cinnamon but you cant just spit them all out, you have to just endure the pain and from that moment on you have major trust issues.and you neglect all of the red jelly beans even though some might be good
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“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head
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i dont understand the concept of boob censorship
its like u can show as much of the boob as you want??? but??? as soon as there is nipple its likE NO BAD BOOB GO AWAY BOOB THAT IS TOO SEXUAL PUT THE BOOB AWAY„, BBBOOB
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Remember when Josh hit Oprah with a car so she filed a restraining order against him and he got all excited because she signed it
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when someone you like a lot says something you strongly disagree with
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this is one of my all time favourite things i want my bedroom wallpapered with it
RICK RHYMES WITH DICK I WONDER WHY
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